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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
There Ain't No Party Like A Pap Party.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Life's Pretty Straight Without Pap.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The Best Pap Under One Roof.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Pap: The Other White Meat.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Gotta Lotta Pap.

6. To someone you dislike?
And All Because The Lady Loves Pap.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
It's a Beautiful Pap.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
For The Pap You Don't Yet Know.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
I Liked The Pap So Much, I Bought The Company!

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Pap from the Oven.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Pap.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Pap.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Where Pap is a Pleasure.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Pap Tested, Mother Approved.

15. Your last words before you die...
Pap Is Our Middle Name.

16. Your message to a special someone...
Made in Scotland from Pap.

17. Title of this post will be...
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Pap.

EDIT
stolen from Drea